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Too bad the 25th anniversary of Street Fighter: The Movie didn’t fall on a Tuesday. That would’ve made Bison fans happy. It’s still worth celebrating because in 25 years nobody has made a great video game movie.
The Resident Evils are successful and good, but nobody’s turned a video game into a cinematic masterpiece. Until they do, Street Fighter: The Movie may remain the best video game movie ever made. It’s streaming now on Starz or DIRECTV and for rent on most other platforms.
‘Street Fighter’ has fun with the video game
According to an on-line interview with MTV, Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role of Guile in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009). He would've been the only original cast member to reprise the role for the Street Fighter reboot. Van Damme turned down their offer.
Perhaps the consistent failure of video game movies is they try to take the game seriously. The Tomb Raiderstry to be straight adventure movies, and the Alicia Vikander reboot is solid but that still leaves them pale copies of the Indiana Jones movies that inspired the games themselves. Likewise a serious Max Payne movie was just a John Woo clone since that’s what inspired the game.
Street Fighter is a movie where A list actors wear costumes from an animated game and give it their Oscar caliber performances. Mortal Kombat did this too although Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa doesn’t have a line as memorable as “For me it was Tuesday.” Van Damme holds off an army with a knife and the payoff is even funnier. The Blanka chemicals say “DNA mutagens.” Very scientific. You get to see Kylie Monique with a bazooka and it ends with a freeze frame!
Making sense of ‘Street Fighter II’
A story with eight main characters is not gonna be subtle. They make Col. Guile the leader because Jean-Claude Van Damme was the star. Chun-Li (Ming-Na Wen) is a reporter. Honda (Peter Tuiasosopa) is her producer, Balrog (Grand L. Bush) her cameraman. Guile needs Ryu (Byron Mann) and Ken (Damian chapa) to infiltrate Sagat (Wes Studi)’s crew. Blanca (Robert Mammone)is Bison’s experiment.
They found supporting roles for Zangief (Andrew Bryniarski) as Bison’s henchman, Dhalsim (Roshan Seth) as Bison’s scientist, Cammy (Kylie Minogue) as Guile’s lieutenant and even Vega (Jay Tavare) and Dee Jay (Miguel Nunez). Not bad for a video game with so many playable characters. They find ways to make a few different combinations fight, although never on the street as it turns out.
The villain steals the video game
Bison’s plan is to demand enough ransom for American hostages that he can fund his own country. He’ll make his own currency, Bison Bucks, the strongest in the world exchange rate by holding the British Queen for ransom.
Writer/director Steven E. de Souza, who authored some of the ‘80s’ best action movies, seemed to know he was writing a live-action cartoon. Was the plot of Commando or The Running Man any less outlandish? Die Hardwasn’t absurd because that was for actual grown-ups but Hudson Hawkwas magnificent and Ricochet is delightfully bonkers too.
Anyway, Raul Julia has a field day as Bison. He knows exactly what movie he’s in and he embraces the tone without hamming it up. The best part is when Chun-Li tells him the story about how she’s trained all her life to get revenge on him for killing her father and he doesn’t remember her.
“For you the day Bison graced your Village was the most important day of your life,” Bison says. “But for me it was Tuesday.” He also makes fun of Sagat’s eyepatch when he doesn’t see a betrayal coming. That’s ableist but Bison is a villain.
‘Street Fighter’ has so much heart
To make fun of the silliness of Street Fighter would be to miss out on how much heart the filmmakers put into the movie. They designed the colorful costumes to look just like the video game. Van Damme dyed his hair an absurd blonde and tattooed the American flag on his bicep. The Bison hideout set us massive. They have a studio full of extras at the Cage fight. Now they just CGI crowds and green screens sets.
Even the story of how Raul Julia made the film is touching. He knew he only had one movie left and wanted to leave his family comfortable. He let his son choose what his last movie would be and his son loved the Street Fighter game. So Raul Julia spent his final performance wearing a red costume and beret screaming at henchmen and fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme.
How is Raul Julia, an ailing Raul Julia no less, any match for Van Damme? Well, he has video game powers. Julia is hanging in mid air launching at Van Damme and if he ever complained, that gossip never leaked. He seems to be having fun. Julia died in October of 1994, two months before Street Fighter came out. The movie is dedicated to him, but hopefully the fact that “For me it was Tuesday” has become a meme is the greatest legacy of all.
William Guile leads an army of soldiers into the country of Shadaloo to find traces to lead him to General M. Ussr air force rocket flight force. Bison, who has captured many people including three missing soldiers. Among them is Carlos 'Charlie' Blanka, in which Bison decides to turn into a hideous mutant. On the other hand, Chun Li is a reporter who seeks revenge against Bison for the death of her father years ago.
Then two small time hustlers Ryu and Ken, are arrested along with Sagat, a powerful arms dealer and Vega for dealing of illegal weapons. Guile recruits them in order to find Bison's base. Now Guile, T. Hawk, Cammy, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, Balrog and E. Honda have three days before Bison murders the hostages and takes over the world. It's really dangerous to make a movie out of a video game, especially when the characters in the video game are cartoony. STREET FIGHTER is a terrible movie.
The characters are a joke, and ACT like it's all a joke. The movie looks cheesy (study Bison's 'hovering' command pod - it's obviously hooked to some kind of crane), and committing the famous Street Fighter martial arts movies into live action just looks stupid. What do you expect from DeSouza when the only things he directed before were a 'Tales From The Crypt' episode and some shows of 'Bowling For Dollars'? (No joke) Even the few Van Damme fans that are still left (after he's made countless bombs like this) will be embarrassed for their onscreen hero.
Legends of equestria won\'t launch. Do note that this server is not affiliated with the official game, which can be found, in any way.Please read all the rules for Lemoncest before playing on its server. You can read them here:Before continue this, obviously this private server has issues that needs to be fixed.
Too bad the 25th anniversary of Street Fighter: The Movie didn’t fall on a Tuesday. That would’ve made Bison fans happy. It’s still worth celebrating because in 25 years nobody has made a great video game movie.
The Resident Evils are successful and good, but nobody’s turned a video game into a cinematic masterpiece. Until they do, Street Fighter: The Movie may remain the best video game movie ever made. It’s streaming now on Starz or DIRECTV and for rent on most other platforms.
‘Street Fighter’ has fun with the video game
According to an on-line interview with MTV, Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role of Guile in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009). He would\'ve been the only original cast member to reprise the role for the Street Fighter reboot. Van Damme turned down their offer.
Perhaps the consistent failure of video game movies is they try to take the game seriously. The Tomb Raiderstry to be straight adventure movies, and the Alicia Vikander reboot is solid but that still leaves them pale copies of the Indiana Jones movies that inspired the games themselves. Likewise a serious Max Payne movie was just a John Woo clone since that’s what inspired the game.
Street Fighter is a movie where A list actors wear costumes from an animated game and give it their Oscar caliber performances. Mortal Kombat did this too although Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa doesn’t have a line as memorable as “For me it was Tuesday.” Van Damme holds off an army with a knife and the payoff is even funnier. The Blanka chemicals say “DNA mutagens.” Very scientific. You get to see Kylie Monique with a bazooka and it ends with a freeze frame!
Making sense of ‘Street Fighter II’
A story with eight main characters is not gonna be subtle. They make Col. Guile the leader because Jean-Claude Van Damme was the star. Chun-Li (Ming-Na Wen) is a reporter. Honda (Peter Tuiasosopa) is her producer, Balrog (Grand L. Bush) her cameraman. Guile needs Ryu (Byron Mann) and Ken (Damian chapa) to infiltrate Sagat (Wes Studi)’s crew. Blanca (Robert Mammone)is Bison’s experiment.
They found supporting roles for Zangief (Andrew Bryniarski) as Bison’s henchman, Dhalsim (Roshan Seth) as Bison’s scientist, Cammy (Kylie Minogue) as Guile’s lieutenant and even Vega (Jay Tavare) and Dee Jay (Miguel Nunez). Not bad for a video game with so many playable characters. They find ways to make a few different combinations fight, although never on the street as it turns out.
The villain steals the video game
Bison’s plan is to demand enough ransom for American hostages that he can fund his own country. He’ll make his own currency, Bison Bucks, the strongest in the world exchange rate by holding the British Queen for ransom.
Writer/director Steven E. de Souza, who authored some of the ‘80s’ best action movies, seemed to know he was writing a live-action cartoon. Was the plot of Commando or The Running Man any less outlandish? Die Hardwasn’t absurd because that was for actual grown-ups but Hudson Hawkwas magnificent and Ricochet is delightfully bonkers too.
Anyway, Raul Julia has a field day as Bison. He knows exactly what movie he’s in and he embraces the tone without hamming it up. The best part is when Chun-Li tells him the story about how she’s trained all her life to get revenge on him for killing her father and he doesn’t remember her.
“For you the day Bison graced your Village was the most important day of your life,” Bison says. “But for me it was Tuesday.” He also makes fun of Sagat’s eyepatch when he doesn’t see a betrayal coming. That’s ableist but Bison is a villain.
‘Street Fighter’ has so much heart
To make fun of the silliness of Street Fighter would be to miss out on how much heart the filmmakers put into the movie. They designed the colorful costumes to look just like the video game. Van Damme dyed his hair an absurd blonde and tattooed the American flag on his bicep. The Bison hideout set us massive. They have a studio full of extras at the Cage fight. Now they just CGI crowds and green screens sets.
Even the story of how Raul Julia made the film is touching. He knew he only had one movie left and wanted to leave his family comfortable. He let his son choose what his last movie would be and his son loved the Street Fighter game. So Raul Julia spent his final performance wearing a red costume and beret screaming at henchmen and fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme.
How is Raul Julia, an ailing Raul Julia no less, any match for Van Damme? Well, he has video game powers. Julia is hanging in mid air launching at Van Damme and if he ever complained, that gossip never leaked. He seems to be having fun. Julia died in October of 1994, two months before Street Fighter came out. The movie is dedicated to him, but hopefully the fact that “For me it was Tuesday” has become a meme is the greatest legacy of all.
William Guile leads an army of soldiers into the country of Shadaloo to find traces to lead him to General M. Ussr air force rocket flight force. Bison, who has captured many people including three missing soldiers. Among them is Carlos \'Charlie\' Blanka, in which Bison decides to turn into a hideous mutant. On the other hand, Chun Li is a reporter who seeks revenge against Bison for the death of her father years ago.
Then two small time hustlers Ryu and Ken, are arrested along with Sagat, a powerful arms dealer and Vega for dealing of illegal weapons. Guile recruits them in order to find Bison\'s base. Now Guile, T. Hawk, Cammy, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, Balrog and E. Honda have three days before Bison murders the hostages and takes over the world. It\'s really dangerous to make a movie out of a video game, especially when the characters in the video game are cartoony. STREET FIGHTER is a terrible movie.
The characters are a joke, and ACT like it\'s all a joke. The movie looks cheesy (study Bison\'s \'hovering\' command pod - it\'s obviously hooked to some kind of crane), and committing the famous Street Fighter martial arts movies into live action just looks stupid. What do you expect from DeSouza when the only things he directed before were a \'Tales From The Crypt\' episode and some shows of \'Bowling For Dollars\'? (No joke) Even the few Van Damme fans that are still left (after he\'s made countless bombs like this) will be embarrassed for their onscreen hero.
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Too bad the 25th anniversary of Street Fighter: The Movie didn’t fall on a Tuesday. That would’ve made Bison fans happy. It’s still worth celebrating because in 25 years nobody has made a great video game movie.
The Resident Evils are successful and good, but nobody’s turned a video game into a cinematic masterpiece. Until they do, Street Fighter: The Movie may remain the best video game movie ever made. It’s streaming now on Starz or DIRECTV and for rent on most other platforms.
‘Street Fighter’ has fun with the video game
According to an on-line interview with MTV, Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role of Guile in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009). He would\'ve been the only original cast member to reprise the role for the Street Fighter reboot. Van Damme turned down their offer.
Perhaps the consistent failure of video game movies is they try to take the game seriously. The Tomb Raiderstry to be straight adventure movies, and the Alicia Vikander reboot is solid but that still leaves them pale copies of the Indiana Jones movies that inspired the games themselves. Likewise a serious Max Payne movie was just a John Woo clone since that’s what inspired the game.
Street Fighter is a movie where A list actors wear costumes from an animated game and give it their Oscar caliber performances. Mortal Kombat did this too although Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa doesn’t have a line as memorable as “For me it was Tuesday.” Van Damme holds off an army with a knife and the payoff is even funnier. The Blanka chemicals say “DNA mutagens.” Very scientific. You get to see Kylie Monique with a bazooka and it ends with a freeze frame!
Making sense of ‘Street Fighter II’
A story with eight main characters is not gonna be subtle. They make Col. Guile the leader because Jean-Claude Van Damme was the star. Chun-Li (Ming-Na Wen) is a reporter. Honda (Peter Tuiasosopa) is her producer, Balrog (Grand L. Bush) her cameraman. Guile needs Ryu (Byron Mann) and Ken (Damian chapa) to infiltrate Sagat (Wes Studi)’s crew. Blanca (Robert Mammone)is Bison’s experiment.
They found supporting roles for Zangief (Andrew Bryniarski) as Bison’s henchman, Dhalsim (Roshan Seth) as Bison’s scientist, Cammy (Kylie Minogue) as Guile’s lieutenant and even Vega (Jay Tavare) and Dee Jay (Miguel Nunez). Not bad for a video game with so many playable characters. They find ways to make a few different combinations fight, although never on the street as it turns out.
The villain steals the video game
Bison’s plan is to demand enough ransom for American hostages that he can fund his own country. He’ll make his own currency, Bison Bucks, the strongest in the world exchange rate by holding the British Queen for ransom.
Writer/director Steven E. de Souza, who authored some of the ‘80s’ best action movies, seemed to know he was writing a live-action cartoon. Was the plot of Commando or The Running Man any less outlandish? Die Hardwasn’t absurd because that was for actual grown-ups but Hudson Hawkwas magnificent and Ricochet is delightfully bonkers too.
Anyway, Raul Julia has a field day as Bison. He knows exactly what movie he’s in and he embraces the tone without hamming it up. The best part is when Chun-Li tells him the story about how she’s trained all her life to get revenge on him for killing her father and he doesn’t remember her.
“For you the day Bison graced your Village was the most important day of your life,” Bison says. “But for me it was Tuesday.” He also makes fun of Sagat’s eyepatch when he doesn’t see a betrayal coming. That’s ableist but Bison is a villain.
‘Street Fighter’ has so much heart
To make fun of the silliness of Street Fighter would be to miss out on how much heart the filmmakers put into the movie. They designed the colorful costumes to look just like the video game. Van Damme dyed his hair an absurd blonde and tattooed the American flag on his bicep. The Bison hideout set us massive. They have a studio full of extras at the Cage fight. Now they just CGI crowds and green screens sets.
Even the story of how Raul Julia made the film is touching. He knew he only had one movie left and wanted to leave his family comfortable. He let his son choose what his last movie would be and his son loved the Street Fighter game. So Raul Julia spent his final performance wearing a red costume and beret screaming at henchmen and fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme.
How is Raul Julia, an ailing Raul Julia no less, any match for Van Damme? Well, he has video game powers. Julia is hanging in mid air launching at Van Damme and if he ever complained, that gossip never leaked. He seems to be having fun. Julia died in October of 1994, two months before Street Fighter came out. The movie is dedicated to him, but hopefully the fact that “For me it was Tuesday” has become a meme is the greatest legacy of all.
William Guile leads an army of soldiers into the country of Shadaloo to find traces to lead him to General M. Ussr air force rocket flight force. Bison, who has captured many people including three missing soldiers. Among them is Carlos \'Charlie\' Blanka, in which Bison decides to turn into a hideous mutant. On the other hand, Chun Li is a reporter who seeks revenge against Bison for the death of her father years ago.
Then two small time hustlers Ryu and Ken, are arrested along with Sagat, a powerful arms dealer and Vega for dealing of illegal weapons. Guile recruits them in order to find Bison\'s base. Now Guile, T. Hawk, Cammy, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, Balrog and E. Honda have three days before Bison murders the hostages and takes over the world. It\'s really dangerous to make a movie out of a video game, especially when the characters in the video game are cartoony. STREET FIGHTER is a terrible movie.
The characters are a joke, and ACT like it\'s all a joke. The movie looks cheesy (study Bison\'s \'hovering\' command pod - it\'s obviously hooked to some kind of crane), and committing the famous Street Fighter martial arts movies into live action just looks stupid. What do you expect from DeSouza when the only things he directed before were a \'Tales From The Crypt\' episode and some shows of \'Bowling For Dollars\'? (No joke) Even the few Van Damme fans that are still left (after he\'s made countless bombs like this) will be embarrassed for their onscreen hero.
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